Thursday, June 28, 2012

Comments from the peanut gallery

Here are a few of the things I've heard around here lately...

Hailey- Stella, do you wanna talk to your Daddy?
Stella-  Yes!! I LOVE that guy!!

Stella is obsessed with A Baby Story on TLC.  So she and Hailey were discussing labor and delivery.
I asked them what type of births they were going to have and Stella told me all about her birth plan to have a baby at a big tub.

Hailey's response was quite different-

HA!!  You could not PAY me enough money in the world to have a baby without drugs!

(that cracked me up)

Me- Maddy you need to decide what color you want me to paint your room.  I'm gonna buy paint soon.
Maddy-  MOM.  Do I have to decide NOW or can I look at some more paint swabs??


Yesterday we pulled into the gas station...

Stella-  Oh no.  The cops are here.
Me-  Yep. There they are.  You worried about something?
Stella-  No.  I'm good.
Me-  Don't worry Stell.  They are probably here to keep people safe.
as we leave...  
Stella-  Man! They are STILL here.
Me-  What do you think they are doing here?
Stella-  Filling up their Roo cups.


The short version of this next story was on FB.  Here is the full version.  Crazy kidlet.

Stella- Mom, what are you reading about?
Me-  I'm reading a little bit about a man called Rumi
Stella-  How old is he?
Me-  Oh he died a LOOONGGG time ago.
Stella-  You mean like in the 90s?
Me-  Hahaha! Nope.
Stella- The 80s?
Me- Nope.
Stella- The 70s?
Me-  Nope.
Stella- The 60s???
Me- NO Stell.  A really, really long time ago.
Stella-  Well what was there before the 60s???

(I started to say..."nothing good"  cause i was born in 69! But i just laughed.)

Finn-  Mom,  Grandpa is not like normal grown ups.  He's way cooler.  And smarter too. 

(that's for you daddy...knew you'd love that one.)


nix4duke said...


amylou said...

hysterical!!!!!!! cannot stop chuckling about ..umm the birth plan, the roo cup...maddy and wanting to see swabs...really -!!!!! We ALL have to get together BEFORE dang school starts NICK real????? jess saying!!!!