Quotes from the Littles

 Here is a little collection of interesting comments I have heard in the last couple of weeks: 


"Things are going to be a LOT better when I'm 10.  I just know it."  F

While listening to QUEEN..."Why don't they make music this good now?" H (When those words rang in my ears, my heart sang out like Freddie himself.  Loved it.)

"Why does that OTHER Stella have to be in MY class?" S

To math teacher..."Um. Mr. Mahoney, can you PLEASE fix my grades on Parent Assist because my parents really believe what's on there and NOT what I tell them."  M

Call from school..."Mom.  Can you bring me some clothes?" 
Me- WHY?
"Because I'm wearing a shirt that has lace and they are telling me it's inappropriate."  M  ( never in a million years did i expect to hear that from HER.)

"I have all As again Mom!! Even in Art History!"  H

"I am pregnant."   S
 "is it two this time?" Me  
"Not this time.  This time it's only one.  And it's a unicorn named Horse Juice"  S    (oookaayyyyy)

"Mom I think there is something wrong with my body on the inside."  M

"Yeah Reese likes this girl named Sarah.  But she doesn't like him." F
 "who does she like?" me
"Me, of course."  F

"Everybody needs to be quiet and NOT talk during this GLEE party, GOT IT???"  H

On my way to parent/teacher conference..."Oh he's probably going to tell you something bad." F   LIKE WHAT?? Me  
"Oh you know...they always tell you a couple of good things and one crappy thing that i'm gonna have to work on."  F


 Phone call 30 minutes after school has let out..."Hello? Mom?  Can you come pick us up?" M
"sure but i will be late as usual, i have to get hailey" 
"Okay... and can you take Kate and Alana and Savannah home too?"   
"sure"
"Oh. And Mom, Blaise really needs a ride, too."

Dear LORD. 




I'm trying to remember to write down some of the goofy stuff they say. 
There's more.  I just can't remember right now.